Friday, September 2, 2011

Asinine Conversations: Part I

Pacific Gas and Electric Customer Service

PG&E: This is PG&E Customer Service Line. How can I help you today?
Me: I think I may be inadvertently paying to power the strip in Vegas or heat a hotel in Minneapolis in the dead of winter. Both scenarios are odd because I live in San Francisco and its spring. Can you help me figure out why my bill is so extraordinarily high?
PG&E: Do you turn on your lights at night and/or use your appliances?
Me: Yes. Both.
PG&E: Stop that.


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