Dear Los Angeles Unified School District,It was the best of times and the worst of times, however, I can't say I regret any of the time I've spent working for you. I hated to love you and loved to hate you. Its been real.... really real. So real, at times, I really wanted it to be fake, but alas, it wasn't. This day inspires me to sing to you the following. Enjoy.
(Sing to the tune of "So Long, Farewell" from the movie, "The Sound of Music")
There's a strange sort of clicking
From the keyboard this morning.
And a strange sort of feeling, too
With anticlimatic sort of ending
Because for eight years and counting,
I've been going coo-coo.
(Coo-coo, coo-coo)
(Coo-coo)
Wistfully, I write this.
(Coo-coo)
But happily, I announce.
Today, I am resigning
(Coo-coo)
From you.
Soooooo long.
Farewell.
Auf Wiedersehen.
Godspeed.
I sincerely tried to believe, to care, to lead.
Farewell.
Auf Wiedersehen.
Adieu.
Adieu.
Adieu.
To the drama and the bureaucracy and the idea that I could change you.
lalala lalalala lalala ha ha
Sooooo long.
Farewell.
Au revoir.
Auf Weidersehen.
Yes?
No.
halaha lalala halaha ha ha
Soooooooooo long.
Farewell.Auf Weidersehen.
Goodbye.
I leave and heave a sigh and say goodbye.
Goooooooodbiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
I'm glad to go.
I cannot tell a lie.
I flit. I float.
I fleetly flee I fly
The time has come
To simply wave bye bye
Soooooooo long.
Farewell
Auf Weidersehen
Goodbye
Goodbye
Goodbye
Goodbye
Goodbye
You are a clever one.
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