Adventures in Traffic: Part III

The Tortoise and the Hare

My drive home from work can easily be dubbed the "Amazing Race of the Slowest Lane".I am totally over the novelty of reality driving. How many slow lanes to the right do we need to speed up the fast lane?

Soooo. the question of this blog is:
"Isn't there supposed to be only one slow lane? "

If there is indeed only one slow lane, somebody, please, for the looooove of my sanity, point out to me (or take a picture of it and point out to me) which one of our seven lanes on the 405 freeway is in fact, THE SLOW LANE.

I want to post it on the back of my car.

Then, everyone can all agree on it, and we can collectively relegate the slow-goers, snail movers, the "IthinkIcan, IthinkIcan" drivers to that lane.

p.s. ..decide on a desired "slow speed limit" for that lane too...

Thank you...

Other Car Adventure Topics:
Adventure in Traffic: Part I
Adventure in Traffic: Part II
Adventure in Traffic: Part III
Adventure in Traffice: Part IV
Beemer Can Off Road
Ode to the Tin Can
The Transport