Recently, I have been working on a theory that my blinkers are secretly sending out morris-coded messages to other drivers. I wish mine would signal- move the blankity- blank- blank- blank out of my way-but instead, it seems be to signaling that I want to stay in same lane that I am in. Everyone seems to speed up and hover in my blind spot whenever I turn the darn thing on. I am dying to know how to mod that feature on my vehicle.
Every once in a while, I will pretend to swerve into the next lane just to create some room. I get over, but its because a cop thinks I am drunk. The shoulder lane and a ticket is not exactly what I was swerving for.
I am considering the use of those old-school hand signals for lane changes, but I wonder if I would look like a member of the Third Reich with my arms a-wavin out my window and its LA... so you know.... I could inadvertently throw a gang sign. It happens.
I am open to suggestions, people....because now I am just sitting in the same lane and ponder the purpose of blinkers and questioning their power to change lanes.
Other Car Adventure Topics:
Adventure in Traffic: Part I
Adventure in Traffic: Part II
Adventure in Traffic: Part III
Adventure in Traffice: Part IV
Beemer Can Off Road
Ode to the Tin Can
The Transport
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